maths-sucks:

h0odrich:

someone was just born

I hope they’re hot

(via survivalof-thesickest)

one time a boy liked me just kidding

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Person: it's just a TV show.

Me: YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING TV SHOW.

fumblrtabulous:

THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK

well this is it

bonjour my petite crossaints

(via unbare)

Person: Rape is just surprise sex.

Me: Killing you would just be giving you a surprise nap.

rabioheab:

people who brag about doing drugs are annoying but people who brag about not doing drugs are also annoying

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